Oscar Drinking Game

For those of you looking to spice your Oscar night,

Whenever any of the Best Picture nominees wins an award take so many drinks (add one drink to or a toast if your favorite wins for the Best Picture winner)....

Avatar - 1
The Blind Side - 3
District 9 - Raise a glass and take a good savory drink
An Education - 2
The Hurt Locker - 1
Inglourious Basterds - 2
Precious - 2
A Serious Man - 3
Up - 2
Up in the Air -2

Anytime someone thanks God - 1 drink
Anytime someone thank their parents/close family - 1 drink
Antime someone forgets to thank their parents/close family - 2 drinks
If the Foreign Film winner cuts his speech short due to his lack of English - 2 drinks
If the orchestra tries to cut off the winner's speech - 2 drinks
A losing nominee looks sad or angry - 2 drinks
Someone curses - 3 drinks
Winner cries - 1 drink
Winner gives a smug speech - 2 drinks
Alec Baldwin is actually funnier than Steve Martin - Finish your drink
If someone mentions how beautiful Kathryn Bigelow is - 2 drinks
if its Gabourey Sidibe - 3 drinks
If Oprah is thanked - 3 drinks
A presenter can't say a name - 1 drink
If Jack Nicholson looks drunk - 1 drink
If someone mentions The Dude - 3 drinks
If Tarantino gives a self-indulgent speech - 2 drinks

If someone other than Mo'Nique wins Supporting Actress - 2 drinks
someone other than Christoph Waltz - 3 drinks
someone other than Jeff Bridges - 3 drinks
someone other than Meryl Streep or Sandra Bullock - 4 drinks